Thursday, August 7, 2008

Misery

You’re probably thinking Stephen King and the outstanding performance of Kathy Bates as a psychotic nurse who saved the famous writer and held him captive in a remote area, forcing him to write the novel they was she wants it written.

Well, in a different time and place, I know a person like that nurse. She keeps us caged in our cubicle and you cannot be late for even one minute, sets her own rules and wants every single one of us the follow it strictly. Then she will claim disappointment on those to fail to meet her standards. Sigh, my boss, the evil spawn that was put on earth to torture mankind.

I work in a very liberated company that allows free dressing but my evil boss has imposed on her team to wear formal. Her reasoning? To make her team “special”. What the f***. Oh yea, I just had it from her today, she criticized my new Vincci sandals. I wanted to open my mouth and argued but hey, why waste my precious time. She said she doesn’t care even if it’s a LV, her team should never be caught with sandals!

To hell with what other employees wear but her team has to be “outstanding” and be “different” from the rest. Supposedly to create an image and to prepare us for the “future” when we become managers. Well, FYI, she wore junk and was a fashion faux pas before she was a manager. She couldn’t even match colors decently.

That wicked witch is really something…. meticulous, malicious, a fawning sycophant and oh, did I mention that she can’t speak proper English? She put an “S” behind every damn word that comes out from her mouth, “Works harder, more works wont kills you”, “I’m so prouds of my teams”. Yup, if she had more than one team, I’m sure she’ll be assassinated within a month.

Let me tell you this, she can hate me for what I say, deny me as I contradict her ignorance. In the long run, it really won't matter….. Her limited vision can only grasp the surface of my mind.

7 comments:

GracieMei said...

My deepest symphaty. I can testify to her fashion sense...eeeww! I am surprised that she still survives. She is such a contrast in the huge liberated company. I would say like Monkey in the sea. Btw, does she need a English tutor? I'm giving English tuition.

Anonymous said...

I think your boss is a bit IDi0T. You work as agent and wear like a manager.. ppl will look at your like one kind. Just like Lim Shieng Long. Come on if you agent you wear like an agent.

Tell her your team members are mature and older enough to think on how to dress up..

I think her father is a ex-policeman or ex-soldier. There only give instruction and you must follow.

Lim JL said...

I can't believe a person like you is reporting to a weirdo like her! And you went on for months without complains.. that's quite an achievement! =p Let's get out of the country... I know it's not easy but let's continue trying, maybe join our pals in the UK ;) Cheer up!

Anonymous said...

Hello! Finally read your blog and you weren't joking when you said your mood wasn't good. Anyway, I believe some booze should "soothe" you at the end of the day +P

adarkerparadise said...

so are u gonna sponsor my booze??

Anonymous said...

You have soooo much booze and the only booze I can sponsor you is Heinekken or tiger beer. I also got shandy.... can ar?

By the way, you should start thinking of giving us the "Vampire's Kiss" cocktail. No, I am not expecting you to do it literally.....

Anonymous said...

Haha! Finally sit here n tink how long it took me 2 actually sit down n comment on d most horrid.. weird boss u have. Oh well, look on d bright side. Thank God u dont have d "fake eyeball woman" as ur boss. At least dis 1 takes pride in TRYING to look n act like a normal person ;p
Nothing a lil vampires kiss wont do 2 help soothe ur nerves. Cheers!